Recipe for a Good Nights Sleep

Ingredients:
One Child (about 40 lbs.)
1 Pair of Pajamas
2 Heavy Eyelids
Several Teddy Bears
Picture Books (to taste)
A Handful of Yawns
Method:
First heat the bed to the correct temperature,
Place the filling in the pajamas.
Add the rest of the ingredients and sprinkle with yawns.
Put the mixture into the pre-warmed bed.
Lower the light and leave for several hours.

If well done the child will rise nicely. Turn out on the right side of the bed.